Say someting about the person who posted above you

Literally the most elementary yet entertaining forum game known to man.

You either say a fact you've come to know about the person who posted above you, or something funny, or whatever comes to mind.

Examples:

^Has a dog named Albert.

^Is a pasty white albino.

^Is a ginger.

^Eats asparagus.

^Destroys civilizations with his dashing good looks.

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Even if you're at a loss of ideas, make something up and keep the chain going. Since I'm the first post, I'll say something about MYSELF, and you all can follow up with the correct format.



< Can leap tall buildings in a single bound.